Ted Milligan - United!
Date: Friday 10th April, 2026
Venue: Rondo Theatre
Doors: for 8.00pm show
Price: £15 / £14 concs (see below *)
Crubchester United Football Club are at rock bottom: relegated to the ignominy of non-league football. Now, purchased by a six-year old billionaire, can the club win promotion?
Join award-winning character comedian Ted Milligan for this live mockumentary following Crubchester’s fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players.
Winner of the Leicester Square Sketch Off 2024
Edinburgh Fringe 2025: Best Reviewed Shows British Comedy Guide
"Ted Milligan is a star" - Rolling Stone
"A Masterclass in character comedy" ★★★★★ Broadway World
"An absolutely hilarious piece of imagination" ★★★★ EdFringe Review
"Very funny, I laughed a lot" ★★★★ Guillem Balagué BBC Sport
"Charming and very funny" ★★★★ ThreeWeeks
"Some of the hardest laughs I've had this year" ★★★★ The QR
Booking: Ticketsource
Tel: 0333 666 3366
Online booking: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/rondotheatre/ted-milligan-united/e-qmmvdp
* Concessions: under 18s, full-time students, Equity members, unemployed benefit claimants, disabled people and those whose sole source of income is a DSS state retirement pension.
Please note there is a £1.50 theatre restoration levy per ticket for all Rondo shows.
